Topic: Theres more than one hero (namarixmissylooni)

[Namari]

Ike grabs onto Link and guides him to his room and to the bathroom, " here, do it here if you have to. you can stay in my room as long as you need to."

[MissyLooni]

Link shudders and kneels in front of Ike's toilet. He brings his hand up to his forehead and props his head on his hand, "That.... that fucking bastard....who the fuck goes in to someone's room without permission?"

[Namari]

Ike blinks, "... are you really more disturbed that he went into your room than the fact that he was sniffing your pillow and jerking off to it?"

[MissyLooni]

Link groans and rubs his face, "no,  I'm definitely more disgusted with what he did in my room i just didnt want to think about it honestly. The whole thing is perverse and i just didnt want to think about it." Link concentrates on taking steady breaths, "ike.... if you do kill him, dont tell me. Okay?"

[Namari]

Ike nods, " alright. well my room is yours for as long as you need it. and yeah, sure."

[MissyLooni]

Link shudders, color slowly coming back to his face, "why is this happening to me? What the fuck did the previous Hero do to piss off the goddesses this much?"

[Namari]

Ike snorts, " i doubt this has anything to do with the goddesses, people are just assholes. you stay here, lock the door behind me okay? i'll be back later to get you for dinner. I need to talk with the princess." which was true, he wished to tell the princess what he was going to do before he did it. He heads for the door, waiting for Link to lock it behind him.

[MissyLooni]

Link follows ike to the door and closes it once ike steps out, making sure to lock it. Link shudders and goes over to ike's bed and sits down, not really knowing what to do.

Zelda sits at her throne, boredly discussing issues with a bunch of old men, 'This is so stupid...'

[Namari]

Impa sits in attendance as per usual.

Ike goes to the throne room and sees the princess and Impa, " ladies, when you have a moment may i speak with you?"

[MissyLooni]

Zelda perks up when seeing Ike. She glances at the old men who paused in their conversation when ike entered the room, "As much as i would love to continue this meeting i must ask that we cut this short."

Old man looks disgruntled and he huffs, "Princess Zelda i must insist we continue! We were just getting to your status!"

Zelda grips the arm rest of her seat and glares, "I think we can ALL agree getting the master sword for the Chosen Hero is MUCH more important than whether or not I seek marriage at this time."

Most of the old guys silently nod, not wanting to anger Zelda any further.
They all grab their belongings and leave the room, bidding the three a good day.

Zelda huffs and rubs her temples, "And people wonder why i prefer to be out on the field instead of in my castle...."

[Namari]

Ike chuckles, " ah, i never did envy royalty and their duty to produce heirs. anyway i have a rather serious issue to discuss. Iida has been harassing Link, he cornered him and injured his head at one point, after which i informed him that such harassment would not be tolerated. Today he found it suitable to break into Links room, and masturbate to his pillow. Sothe witnessed the entire thing. I for one do not intend to permit it to continue, previously i warned him i would not spare his life should he keep it up, and i intend to make good on that promise."

Impa narrows her eyes, " well, i can;t say having you kill off our recruits is something i wish to make a habit of, but i suppose in this case..." she looks at Zelda, " i will leave this decision to you."

[MissyLooni]

Zelda's eyes are wide and she hesitantly looks between impa and ike, "uhhh...." Zelda stands up and paces around her throne, "Um... well.... I certainly agree that Iida should not be allowed within the castle walls or near link... I just... am not comfortable with someone being killed. If my father's council were to discover that someone not from here were to kill a hylian it would also be...." she looks at Impa and then at Ike, "I will allow heavy.... correctional treatment through physical means. However it is not a death penalty. Is that understood?"

[Namari]

Impa nods, " i think that's fair. in light of your report we will deliver the information that Iida is no longer welcome within our ranks and is not permitted within the castle. this will, be later today i think. we need time to make it official after all. so if by chance there to be a sparring match in the meantime where the fight perhaps gets out of hand, there would be no issues with an outsider assaulting a civilian."


Ike grits his teeth, "... very well."

[MissyLooni]

Zelda frowns and twiddles her thumbs, "I apologize for not giving you the answer you were hoping to hear. I am just trying to do my best with keeping the peace."

[Namari]

Ike nods, " yes, i of course do see the reasoning behind it. that doesn't mean i have to like it however. On this day he will not die by my hand, i can't make any promises if something happens again however."