Topic: Smells Like Teen Trauma(namarixmissylooni)

[MissyLooni]

Link chuckles, "gimmie the wood~ im gonna make a sick-" he gives a soft gasp and he quickly jumps away from ike, "Creeper! There's a creeper coming up behind you! Come here before it explodes and kills you!!"

[Namari]

Ike laughs before he gasps and runs towards Link before looking back at it, " what the? it looks like a green moldy dick. that's dangerous?"

[MissyLooni]

Link whines, "If you get near it it'll explode. its destroyed many of my homes in the past. I know if you hit it and quickly jump back you can either kill it before it detonates or make it explode while you are away from it. either way, they are fucking annoying when they silently creep up behind you."

[Namari]

Ike nods, " alright... is there materials we can build out of that they can't destroy? oh, here..." he tosses out a few stacks of wood, " is this enough?"

[MissyLooni]

Link takes the wood, "more wood is always needed. And obsidian is the only thing however its a pain in the ass. I usually just use a bow and arrow to kill them from a distance  or have a window of some kind by my door so i can see if any are out there before opening the door. "

[Namari]

Ike nods, " alright. i'll get to work on that then. just tell me what to do." He makes sure the green dick is gone before getting back to deforesting.

[MissyLooni]

Link nods, "I already made a crafting table, so i can make sticks. if you see any spiders then kill them. i need their silk or string or whatever it is that they dropped and if you got any feathers from killing the chickens. I'll also dig up gravel so i can get some flint too."

[Namari]

Ike checks, " i've got a couple feathers, not much. i haven;t seen any spiders, are they little? should i be checking the ground for them?"

[MissyLooni]

Link chuckles, "they're huge so no worries. You'll see them."

[Namari]

Ike blinks, " okay? how huge we talking? like, hand sized, cat sized...please don't tell me they're some giant spider thing. i don;t have the spider fear as bad as most people do but i can;t say im fond of them. plus the only thing i've killed is chickens, im not sure how to kill other stuff."

[MissyLooni]

Link shrugs,  "they're about... half the size of our little characters. But they're kinda cute in the day time. At night it's when they attack. "

[Namari]

Ike hums, " so... what do we do at night then? just hide in the house you're making?"

[MissyLooni]

"For now. Once i get the materials we could get into beds and just sleep until day. "

[Namari]

Ike blinks, " alright. well you just tell me what to do and i'll do my best to get it done."

[MissyLooni]

"Of course. We could also just run around at night too if we were feeling brave. Oh,  also, if you see a really tall creature thats all black for the love of god dont make eye contact with it. "