Topic: Smells Like Teen Trauma(namarixmissylooni)

[MissyLooni]

Link pouts,  "i... have too much money and i don't care about how i spend it. Let me do this. "

[Namari]

Ike wants to protest but stops himself, sighing, " alright... fine. you can fatten me up." he grins, " but if i can;t get a date because you made me chubby, im blaming you."

[MissyLooni]

Link snorts before full blown laughing, "You? Chubby? Doubt it. But I suppose if for whatever reason it does happen I'll just have to take responsibility."

[Namari]

Ike grins, " alright then." he grabs the lettuce and opens it, starting to tear off chunks. Ducks from around the lake had noticed them eating and were slowly surrounding the boat. He tosses a bit to them and they dive after it eagerly. He holds it out to link, " here."

[MissyLooni]

Link takes the lettuce and blinks. He glances back at the water and his eyes widen slightly, "Holy crud They are quiet when they want to be..." He tears the lettuce off a bit before tossing it out in to the lake

[Namari]

Ike laughs softly, " good thing they're harmless. otherwise if they were hunting us we'd be dead."

[MissyLooni]

Link quickly looks at ike, "ducks are NOT harmless. They can get quite vicious when they need to be. We have some ducks at campus near the statue of grandpa and they tend to attack the students if they get too close. Problem is most students have to walk past that area to get to a certain class."

[Namari]

Ike winces, " okay i get it. sorry, i meant more dangerous like, a lion or something. not life threatening. um, suppose you could like try and get rid of the ducks maybe?"

[MissyLooni]

Link shakes his head, "nope. I want them there. They shit on that stupid statue all the time and sheik and i are hoping that someday ganon ends up needing to walk through that path."

[Namari]

Ike laughs softly, " fair enough. we can always put some food there to make them shit more, and could try and uh... reroute ganons path sometime."

[MissyLooni]

Link chuckles and shakes his head,  "don't worry about ganons path. Sheik has been looking into it for me. But yeah, leaving food there would help. If it ever happens i'll let you know. Send ya pics. "

[Namari]

Ike chuckles, " take a friggen video. afv for the win."

[MissyLooni]

Link snorts, "pretty sure id be dead if i did that."

[Namari]

Ike snickers, " hey, at least you'd go out in style. well, if nothing else take a video so that i can enjoy the scene."

[MissyLooni]

Link snorts, "i'll send ya something." He tosses more lettuce out to the ducks and sighs